My Cool Mom!

Timeline: 2010

I was in class 4th.

*Afternoon*

*While cleaning house*

Mummy: Ayush! Why don’t you play with this football which your father bought last week?

Me: I am bored with It. Am not a kid anymore. I play bigger games than that like Rummy, Poker, Blackjack, etc.

Mummy: *shocked* Really how do you know these names. Ayush! now I am going to throw your UNO cards. You know na that your father loves you very much!

Inner Me: *Emotional blackmail again*

Me: Yes I know you both love me the most. To be honest I just know their names.

Mummy: Now tell the truth why did you stop playing with this football.

Me: Actually it’s punctured. it’s punctured from many places so its almost impossible to fix. And Mummy It was Aaryan who did It. It was not my mistake. Mummy, please don’t tell this to Papa.

Mummy: No this time I am going to tell this to your papa. Let him come today. Now you go and study.

I studied for a full 2 hours that day in the hope my Mom gets impressed with me

*Evening*

OMG! She bought the same football as the old one.

Mummy: keep this football. Throw the old football somewhere far from our home and in the dustbin.

Me: Thank you mummy you are the best.

Me: Mummy by the way. For whom did you buy this saree for.

She also bought saree, Sandel, jewelry for her. Which papa will never come to know.

Mummy: I think I must tell your Papa about your last Class test results.

Me: Oops! I was just saying that you will look beautiful in it. so don’t give it to anyone.

Mummy: OK. Ok. Enough of buttering for today. Now tell me what should I make for dinner? (That’s her favorite question!)

Hope she reads this one day.

Love you maa